why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit
I can imagine the drunken conversation that would spawn this… :P
A Masterclass in Acting: A Novel by Tatiana Maslany
Yay for fat women and positive sexuality on tv!
Ray on my mad fat diary was also amazing for this
i have arrived
Just given the cat another flea bath, mum took pity and rewarded him with a plate of ham
So after a couple of bad days (I posted about Friday night, though I think I’ve deleted it since - and yesterday I wasn’t online but had a real struggle motivation-wise and the evening was threatening to be just as awful, so perhaps unwisely I decided to knock myself out with alcohol and zopiclone (at the recommended dose, don’t worry!)), this afternoon I’ve had two victories: I made it to the gym, and I used the shower there for the first time :)
Charming Illustrated Cinemagraphs Reflect The Idyllic Mood Of Lazy Summer Days
by Rebecca Mock
You can feel each one…
Hannibal’s handy-dandy guide to unconventional weaponry in case of emergencies
I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on
coat ✓ kill loved ones ✓ dramatic exit ✓
This actually does work, FYI. Not 100% of the time, but it does throw their bullying mentality for a loop that they often cannot recover from.
Sin Like You Mean It
or - sin like you motherfucking mean it son, cause this shit is about to get real and Imma go hard on yo ass.
"He is Satan. He is the fallen angel." - Mads
painting by Dori Hartley